Dating & Relationships

Best Way to Spend Valentine’s Day

Thursday, February 14th, 2008

A photo is worth a thousand words.

But you can also use the comment area below to transcribe them words.
Hi, Rico!
Happy Hearts Day, everyone!
Gullible.
Photo by Sophie Uy using my 400D.
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Call Me Thomas, Hobbes.

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007

I had a bad, bad dream last night. What made it worse is that it felt so real. It left a negative feeling and you know how it somehow affects your day when you wake up at the wrong side of the bed, right? Well, I carried that heavy feeling well into the afternoon and [...]

The Ideal Guy: A Blog Tag

Wednesday, July 12th, 2006

I had to laugh when my sister tagged me to do this. I’m now forced to sit down and mull it over. Hahaha. When I started reading hers, I had this sinking feeling that I’ll see my name at the bottom of the post. Why? We’ve talked about this several times and she can only [...]

“Fatuous Fault”

Friday, May 5th, 2006

What does it mean exactly? uh, well — I’d rather have you check it in the dictionary. Hehehe. Anyway, it popped into my head many nights ago. I reckon it was when I got off the bus stop and was walking back to my sister’s house. It reminded me of a guy that I once [...]

3 ways to piss off someone

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006

Be brutally honest
Never let up
Put icing on the cake

Add a generous amount of Snarkasm to make things a lot spicier. Hehehe.
Some people can’t take the heat especially if you try to tell them how they come off to you. Hey — I know how utterly irritating I can get especially when I’m in one of [...]

The Heart | Brain Argument

Tuesday, March 7th, 2006

HEART: How does it feel to be wrong?

BRAIN: Crap. I know I made a mistake.
HEART: You should be whipped for thinking the worst of him.

BRAIN: Whipped? That’s a bit harsh, isn’t it?
HEART: If he knew what went through your head at that moment, he’d be laughing at you right now.

BRAIN: Oh, shut it. It’s embarrassing [...]